Newborn Blog Neglecting

So I started this blog at the humble age of 16 going on 17 (yes there was a musical reference there and if you do not understand it close the tab. Bye.), and admittedly posted some pretty lame crap. Back then, I reassured myself that I was just laying the foundations for the healthy development of my blog - look out Tavi, teen sensation Jess Gordon is on the rise! I wrote a couple of 'fashion' posts, logged off, and waited for Anna Wintour to call me on my Nokia...

She must have the wrong number.

Evidently, I committed the mortal sin of blogging (and parenthood, hence the weak metaphor), I neglected my blog when it was at its most tender and defenceless stage of life.

Before all go you Tuula-wannabes (don't get offended, I am one too!) scorn and permanently reject me from this elitist world of high-speed wifi and even higher calibre vocabularies, hear me out. I have since graduated school, become an adult, worked full time in an assistant management role (at 18 for one of Australia's best known brands on Western Australia's most prominent shopping strip), saved myself a small fortune and purchased a one way ticket to Europe. And a ticket to the Miley Cyrus concert in Glasgow. Now that I'm about to board a plane and see some phenomenal parts of the world, perhaps people will find my life "semi-interesting", to quote my all time favourite 90s movie.

Thus, in order to familiarise the blogosphere (I am astounded that that is actually a world - there is no red squiggly spell check line!) with the contemporary me I will attach some photos of my humble little life living forty minutes south of Perth City, Western Australia. If you wish to see more crappy snaps, feel free to follow me on Instagram (@gordo95), although I insist - used as a euphemism here for beg and plead - that you like my photos, so that I for once can reach the white girl holy grail. Getting more likes than my friends on insta.

I have included photos mostly of me and my friends and of course a substantial amount of my favourite outfit pics from the last year or so. What's a would-be-fashionista-if-I-had-more-funds to do?!